listen to me, clotpole, i don’t care if you die. there are plenty of other princes. you’re not the only pompous, supercilious… condescending, royal… imbecile i could work for. the world is full of them.

i  c o u l d n ’ t   l i v e   i f   y o u   d i d  n ’ t .

                      i   f e e l   t  h e   s  a  m  e     w a y  

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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subtlety is not one of emma’s strong suits

deanbennie:

finding a new favorite character like

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evie-queen:

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

evie-queen:

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

fitzsimmons week; day 4/5 - stupid&nightmare

            At first it all seemed like a dream, like she was living in a world that couldn’t possible be real. Seeing him lying there and that there was nothing she could do, she never felt so helpless. It was like a never-ending nightmare, but then by some beautiful miracle he woke up.

             And then the real nightmare began.

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glamourweaver:

Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy”  but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.