this is the best article title ive ever seen it doesnt just say ‘top 10 plants that can kill you’ it says top 10 plants that WILL kill you these plants are going to fuck you up and theres nothing you can do about it

It also implies that there will be more plants complicit in your murder, and that these are just the ten best ones.


do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing